FINDOM QUEEN. IF YOU AREN'T READY FOR ME TO USE YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE BRAIN AS A HUMAN ATM, MOVE ALONG.

You only exist for one reason, and that's to listen to me. You think I care about what you have to say ? Because I don't. It's silly of you to assume you're any more than a pathetic little listener to me.

All I do is complain, whine, and talk about whatever I please. And don't you dare interrupt me while I'm speaking, dummy. Here, you aren't given your place. You EARN it. If you're reading this with anything less than a silly little smirk on your face, then you're not built for what I have to offer. I want you to lose yourself in me. Why else would you be here, if not to serve me ?

Enough of that though, I'm sure by now you know what the deal is. So don't act stupid or surprised when you text me, be prepared to sit back and listen like the useless loser you are. Here's how it's gonna go.

1. You message me, and I answer with whatever tone I wish to speak in. SO WHAT if I sound rude ? I'm not here to protect your ego or care about your feelings, I'm here to ignore them. Remember, I'm not here for you. YOU'RE HERE FOR ME, MKAY ? OKAY.

2. When you text me, I expect a proper greeting. Not a "hello". Not a "my name is..." because to be quite frank with you, I don't care about any of that. When you call on me, automatically acknowledge the fact that you're talking to a queen. And you will address me as such. If you don't agree, then crawl away from my throne, you stupid peasant.
An example list of acceptable greetings include :
"Hello queen/princess"
"Hi, nice to meet you queen/princess" "Greetings master"
"Im so pleased to meet you"
"It is an honor to be speaking with you"
"I am so grateful for this opportunity to converse with you" So on and so forth.

I need you head over heels, knee deep in excitement when you text me. If you sound dull or monotone when I view your message, you will regret it and be made to feel ashamed. So be smart about how you approach me.

This is not a pity party. I don't care about what kind of day you had. About how stressed you are. I'm here to talk about 3 things and 3 things only : Me, myself, and i. Simple. I hope that was enough clarity for your pea brain.

3. Don't speak unless spoken to. If you do wish to speak, ask for permission first. If you want to ask a question, ask for permission first. Every useless word that comes out of your lips needs my permission. And if you can't respect that, then go crawl back into the corner you came out of, you filthy little roach...unless you wanna get stepped on. Cause I wouldn't dare waste a can of raid on you.

Make sure you recite and remember these rules before you approach me. I don't do unruly behavior, because it will be tamed. The last thing I wanna have to do is put a dummy in his place. I shouldn't have to waste time putting you in check, so MAKE SURE you KNOW HOW TO APPROACH ME BEFORE you hit that button. Cause this can either be the best day of your life or the worst, and all of it is up to you. You have nobody to blame but yourself if your feelings get hurt, because I told you how to conduct yourself before texting me. So do yourself a favor and act accordingly, because I expect more than the bare minimum from you. Train yourself, before I have to do it for you.

Now that we've gotten to know me a little bit, let's go over what you practiced in a one on one inbox. That's only if you think you have what it takes of course. My attitude is not for the weak. And if you think you deserve to be here, then act like it. You're in for a world of degradation, and you will be trained to love every bit of it.